ISO Baby Momma

I received the following message

Let’s look past the run on sentences, as hard as that may be. You’d think homeboy was foreign, or at least not a native speaker. Nope. Some dude creeping on me from 8 states away. Reading his profile scared me and, once again, made me think of a lifetime movie. 

“Hoping to have her so soon” couldn’t be creepier. Pretty sure that’s a letter you’d find in a serial killer’s car after finding 10 dead women behind his house. Because he was killing them for their parts make the “perfect” mom. Also, shooting as a hobby? Yeah, we’re definitely looking at a Criminal Minds episode. 



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